Checklist

Things to do this weekend:

Beat the hell out of mechanics who can't fix a car in a respectable amount of time.

Install new O2 sensor.

Get a haircut.

Shave the beard into a respectable goatee.

Update my portfolio, and add Impressive New Stuff™.

Things are afoot, and I'll elaborate in more detail on Monday. If you think really hard, you'll probably get what's happening.